So, I have heard that there is this being called ‘Logan’ that is ‘badass’. Hold on just a second, are you telling me that we are talking about the Logan? Ah, I believe I have met him before. He is badass, if I do say so myself. I mean, a man of his caliber is sure to get far in life, especially if he is a extravagant man.
What’s that? He refuses to acknowledge such a fact?
Nonsense! Surely he must be aware of how cool he is! Why, I’m sure he is just in denial and he shall learn to accept it in due time. Hmmm? This has been something he’s been denying for a while now?
Oh, no, we can’t have that now. That certainly won’t do at all. Oh! I know what the boy needs!
I believe he needs a little convincing, that way, he can finally accept his good qualities. Don’t you think?